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Here are the best gambling jokes all over century



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And so amusing!

Welcome to the gambling entertaining as well as jokes area. We like a great trick or 2, so relax and also have a laugh. There are many genuinely awful jokes around, so we have attempted to include just the very best people, but each to their very own, eh. Here is a small try to incorporate best jokes when we notice them, so make sure you pop back if you can catch the newest gambling jokes.

  1. A man walks into a bar as well as notices a poker game in the far table. Upon taking a closer look, he views a dog sitting in the table. This piqued his curiosity, and he helps closer and sees chips and cards before the dog. Then the next hands are dealt as well as cards are dealt with towards the dog. Then the dog functions in turn with all of the other players, discarding, raising, and calling, everything the other human players have been doing.

However, not any of the other players seemed to pay any mind that they had been taking part in having a dog; they treated him like every other player. Lastly, the male couldn’t longer hold the tongue of his so between hands he silently said to one of the players, I cannot believe that dog is taking part in poker, he must be the smartest dog within the world! The participant smiled as well as said; He is not that wise; every time he gets a high hand, he wags his tail.

  1. I want you to help me end my child gambling, an anxious mom stated to his son’s mind master. I do not understand exactly where he gets it from though it’s usually bet, bet, and option.

Leave this particular to me, stated the top master. Seven days afterward, he phoned the boy’s mother. I believe he has been being relieved by me, he said.


Very well, I noticed him considering my big beard also he said, I think that beard is false.’

How much?’ I stated, and he said ȡ5

What happened? Asked the mom.

Forcefully, he pulled the beard of mine, and that is pretty common, and I made him allow me five. I am sure that will help him a lesson or 2.

But no, it will not state the mother. He thinks me ten this yesterday that he will pull the beard of yours with the permission of yours by the tail end of the week!

  1. Tim was down on the luck of his in Vegas. He’d gambled away every dollar of his money and then needed to borrow a dime from somebody else to work with the male’s toilet. The stall happened openly. Therefore he used the dime inside a slots devices and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went right to the blackjack table and then turned his small victories into five million dollars.

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Rich beyond the wildest dreams of his, Tim proceeded the lecture circuit, wherever he told the incredible story. He said his followers and audiences which he was eternally pleased to the benefactor of his, and in case he discovered the male that provided him that dime, he will discuss the fortune of his with him. After weeks of lectures, a male in the market jumped up and also said, I am that male. I was the person who provided you that dime.

You are not the one I am searching for. I am looking for the guy who is remaining the doorstep open!

  1. A male rushes into the house of his and yells to the wife of his, Alice, carry up the things of yours. I just received the California lottery!

Alice replies, Shall I pack for weather that is warm or even cold?

The male responds I do not care only so long as you are out of the home by noon!

  1. A guy called Joe finds himself in serious trouble. His small business has gone bust, and he is in severe economic difficulty. He is determined he decides to question God for assistance. He starts to pray

God, do help me. I have lost the business of mine, and if I do not get some money, I will miss the house of mine also. Remember to let me succeed in the lottery.

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Lottery night comes, and also someone else wins it.

Joe once again prays God; please allow me to succeed in the lottery! I have lost the business of mine, the house of mine, and I will miss the car of mine also.

Lotto night can come, and Joe still does not have any luck.

Once more, he prays The God of mine, why perhaps you have forsaken me?? I have lost the business of mine, the house of mine, and the car of mine. The wife of mine and kids are starving. I do not usually ask you for assistance, and I’ve traditionally been an excellent servant. Please allow me to succeed in the lottery this once to get the life of mine back in order.

Suddenly there’s a blinding flash of lighting as the heavens opened, and Joe is confronted through the vocal of God Himself: Joe, fulfill me halfway on this particular. Purchase a ticket.

  1. An attractive blonde coming from Cork, Ireland, arrived in the casino. She seemed a bit intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of all of the dice.

I hope you do not mind, though I feel much luckier when I am nude’.

With that, she removed as a result of the neck lower, rolled the dice along with an Irish brogue yelled, baby, Come on, Mama must have fresh clothes!’

As the dice found a stop, she jumped upwards and down and also squealed. YES! YES! I Won I WON!’

She hugged every one of the sellers then detected the winnings of her and the clothes of her and fast departed.

The dealers stared at one another dumbfounded. Lastly, one requested, what did she roll?’

The alternative answered I do not understand? I believed you had been watching.’



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Dr. Thomas Mensah, Dentaa Amoateng, H.E Anne-Sophie and 9 Mind-Blowing Speakers Shared Ideas at TEDxSpintex Hosted by Hyperlink Africa



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The most anticipated TEDxSpintex happened on Friday night at the Untamed Empire. A night of mind-blowing ideas shared on the TEDx stage. (more…)

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This Week On Twitter: Eloswag wins BBNaija HoH again, Twitter launches ‘Spotlight Location’, Chirp Dev Challenge and many more



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Get the latest news in music, movies, sports, entertainment and more on Twitter. Here is a recap of some of the trending stories during this week on #TwitterGhana.

Twitter “Spotlight Location” offers business presence for professionals

Professionals, be it content creators, small business or big brands can now strengthen their presence and showcase their products to customers on Twitter to drive results that move their business forward. Here is a Tweet by the social networking platform on how it’s making this possible through its latest feature known as ‘Location Spotlight’. Some media outlets such as Ameyaw Debrah has  Tweeted about this amazing feature. It is indeed a great time to be a content creator on Twitter!



Chirp Developer Challenge x Twitter is on!

The Chirp Dev Challenge is on and developers across Ghana are encouraged to join in for a chance to win great prizes valued at over $520,000 and be featured at the Chirp Developer Conference on November 16 in San Francisco. Hacklab Foundation shared a Tweet on how to participate by sharing your innovative idea building an app using Twitter’s API v2 to unlock new experiences for people on Twitter. Give it a go and inspire other developers! #ChirpDevChallenge.


BBNaija 2022: Eloswag wins HoH again with seven housemates up for possible eviction

It’s getting hot in Biggie House as housemates from level 1 & 2 battle out for the Head of the House (HoH) title each week. Eloswag has yet again won the week 4 Level Up HoH. Big Brother this time around gave the Head of House an opportunity to nominate from Level 1 or Level 2 house and he chose level 2. Eloswag nominated Kess, Modella, Chizzy, Pharmsavvy,  Kess, Daniella, Amaka, and Groovy. Watch highlights of Eloswag’s nominations via this video. A BBN fan commenting on Twitter said, “Eloswag will be wondering why 7 people this time around”. Meanwhile, you’re missing out if you haven’t followed ShowmaxNG where you can get all the daily highlights and gist happening on the reality show. Good job Eloswag!

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Global Citizen Festival is coming to Accra

Get ready for an epic line up of musicians including Usher, Gyakie and Sarkodie as they take the stage on September 24 at Black Star Square when the Global Citizen Africa festival comes to Accra. The movement, which aims to change the world through music and address some of the world’s biggest issues, made the announcement via this  tweet on their official Twitter handle. Start getting your dance moves ready people!

Asamoah Gyan targets Black Stars Return at Qatar 2022

In an exciting interview with BBC World Service Sport, Ghana’s football legend, Asamoah_Gyan told John Bennett of his dreams to be called to play at the World Cup in Qatar which stirred up varied reactions from netizens. The football icon shared that though he hasn’t spoken to the leadership of the Ghana Black Stars, he has started training. Here is a snippet of the interview. Reacting to the news, Social Media influencer @AsieduMends tweeted asking Ghanaians about their thoughts. Citi Sports also Tweeted. Catch more of the heated reactions by football fans here.


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Everything you need to know about Delta 8 Pre-rolls




Delta 8 is getting in popular among cannabis producers, especially with edibles and, more specifically, Gummies. Delta 8 items are more and more being added to customers’ shopping carts due to new flavors being developed and more concentrated versions being created. Before we get to the top (and the top of our customers’) brands, it’s crucial to learn more regarding Delta 8 products in general.

What is Delta 8?

Delta 8 THC can be a natural substance found in hemp in very small amounts but is converted in the lab with CBD in greater quantities for use in various products. Due to the fact that Delta 8 is derived from hemp chemicals, it is legal in our federal government. Federal law bans products that have over 0.3 percent Delta 9 THC but there is no restriction on Delta 8.

The most popular type of THC cannabinoid in marijuana is beta 9, also known as delta 9. That’s why marijuana is known to have health benefits as well as a powerful psychoactive effect, but also with adverse effects such as anxiety, and paranoia. CBD is well-known for its renowned reputation of offering health benefits (sleep issues, anxiety, general well-being, body pain) which you can take pleasure in without the mental jitters or the high from THC.

Delta 8 has pros and cons, what are they?

It has garnered a dedicated audience due to the fact that it gives a psychoactive high, but also has health benefits. It is possible to eliminate certain negative side effects by using Delta 9 (paranoia and anxiety). While Delta 9 does not produce as much intoxication as Delta 9 (less intoxication), it is equally potent.

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However, it’s distinct. It may bring euphoric physical relaxation, as well as mental peace to your mind. You can learn more about Delta 8 THC in our full blog on its benefits.

The advantages of the use of DELTA 8

The utilization of Delta 8, in general, is a fantastic way to reap the advantages of THC in addition to an intense high in psychoactive levels without the unpleasant negative consequences like anxiety or anxiety. Certain benefits include the ability to relax, stimulate your appetite, and anxiety-reducing anti-inflammatory effects that keep your mind in a state of calm. It’s high but without blurred vision.

Delta 8 Pre-rolls

Infused with delta-8, delta-8 pre-rolls are made from hemp flower infused with delta-8 (CBD or CBG flower). The most sought-after pre-rolls consist of pre-rolled cigarettes.

What are the purposes that Delta 8 pre-rolls do?

Delta 8 THC creates the same euphoric effects but is not as strong as Delta 9. Delta 8 prerolls. The one you prefer the most will provide the same benefits as our most loved ones, but they’re completely different! The most frequent outcomes are happiness as well as joy and relief from physical pain.


Delta-8 pre-rolls are a great way to experience the pleasure of the Delta-8 flower, without the need to make the flower roll by yourself. They are particularly beneficial to those just beginning to discover cannabis and don’t have experience in rolling smokeable items, however, everyone can benefit from the ease of pre-rolls. If you want to know more about delta 8 pre-rolls then visit

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Guest Blog: Our qualified doctors of pharmacy have not been paid for 7 months



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The Doctor of Pharmacy Programme or PharmD as it is popularly called is a professional doctorate pharmacy programme that involves 6 years of training in an accredited institution which enables one to become a licensed pharmacist by the Pharmacy Council of Ghana (in this case) or an approved body (which is country specific) in order to work in the clinical space. (more…)

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Hollard and Melcom Celebrate Five Thousand Policies in Two Years of Partnership



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Hollard and Melcom Celebrate Five Thousand Policies in two years of partnership. Since partnering to make insurance more accessible to Ghanaians through a Shop and Insure initiative, insurance group Hollard Ghana, with subsidiaries Hollard Insurance and Hollard Life, is marking two years of partnership with retail giant, Melcom. (more…)

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Fascinated by the new HUAWEI nova Y70? We answer all your questions here!



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Huawei’s latest HUAWEI nova Y70 has done something amazing that not many other entry-level phones on the market can brag about. It has put together so many solid features on a single device but at an attractive price. The phone comes with an incredible 6000mAh battery, an expansive 6.75-inch display, a great trio of cameras, and more. Here’s everything you need to know about this new smartphone.

How long can we expect the battery to last on a single charge?

As you already know, the HUAWEI nova Y70 comes with a huge 6000mAh battery. That’s huge even for a 2022 smartphone. The benefit of having such a big battery is that it can last for 3 days on a single full charge. What’s even more amazing is that it supports 22.5W HUAWEI SuperCharge to help you fill-up the large battery in no time. You will be hard-pressed to find such an amazing combination at this price point.

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Is the display good for gaming and watching movies?

The HUAWEI nova Y70 features a large 6.75-inch HUAWEI FullView Display that’s great for watching videos. The high screen to body ratio of 90.26% also helps you focus on the content leaving little around the screen to distract you. The phone also adopts a classic flat screen with a single punch hole in the middle to present a simple yet stylish design.

For gamers, the smartphone’s screen also supports an industry-leading 10-point Multi-touch technology to provide a fast response time even when using multi-finger gestures. To reduce the burden on the eyes, HUAWEI nova Y70 also features smart dimming, a luminous screen, an e-book mode, as well as a video quality enhancement feature to further improve the visual experience.

How good are the cameras on the HUAWEI nova Y70?

If you are looking for a smartphone with great cameras to explore your creativity, then the HUAWEI nova Y70’s AI Triple Camera is all you need. It features a 48MP High-res Main Camera, a 120° 5MP Ultra-Wide Angle Camera and a 2MP Depth Camera. Thanks to the f/1.8 aperture of the 48MP High-res Main Camera, it allows for more light when shooting resulting in clean-looking photos. Coupled with the optimised Huawei algorithms, HUAWEI nova Y70 greatly enhances the quality of captured images, ensuring every shot is of optimal quality, even when taking pictures against the light.

The 5MP Ultra-Wide Angle Camera helps you easily fit more content in one frame. The 2MP Depth Camera works with the innovative bokeh algorithm to blur the background, allowing your subject to stand out. The 8MP front camera also supports the bokeh effect to blur the background when taking selfies. Huawei’s AI Beauty algorithm can capture selfies in crisp detail with a natural beautifying effect and intelligently improve issues like image sharpness and digital noise to preserve details in your selfies.

What does the 128GB of storage space mean in real-life usage?

The 128GB storage capacity on the HUAWEI nova Y70 is going to be sufficient for the vast majority of people out there. To put it into perspective, you will easily be able to store up to 170 episodes of a drama series, 20,000 high-quality songs and over 60 HD movies on the phone. However, the phone caters even to those heavy users who need extra storage. The HUAWEI nova Y70 supports up to 512GB storage capacity when using MicroSD cards, allowing them to store everything they want in their phone. It is also equipped with EROFTS super file compression technology to easily download your favourite songs, videos, and games.

The trusted, innovative, user-friendly and secure AppGallery is available on the HUAWEI nova Y70, where users can easily navigate, explore, find and download a wide range of high-quality apps.

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