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News Parody: Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber to move to Ghana

  The Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber is likely to have his green card revoked and be deported from the United States after his recent egg throwing and drag racing shenanigans.   More than 250,000 angry Americans have signed the “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” petition on the White House’s petition website, […]

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  The Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber is likely to have his green card revoked and be deported from the United States after his recent egg throwing and drag racing shenanigans.   More than 250,000 angry Americans have signed the “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” petition on the White House’s petition website, forcing the US government to act. And the Canadian government is allegedly not very keen on taking back their reckless, drug abusing citizen.   But a group of die-hard Justin Bieber fans who call themselves GH Beliebers have extended an open invitation to the teenage star to relocate to Ghana. They even plan to petition the government of Ghana to officially invite Bieber to migrate to Ghana.   In a letter sent to the star, the GH Beliebers wrote, “Ghana is the only place you can freely express your true self. You can be rude to people, spit on them, drive under the influence, live like you’re above the law and be a generally horrible human being; and we will not say a word. We revere and worship foreigners, so as long as you’re a foreigner and the colour of your money is right, you will be fine in Ghana.”   “If you don’t believe us then ask the Chinese. A group of them came to Ghana, illegally took over gold rich lands and mined the living hell out the land. All they left behind were craters that filled up with rain water. And guess what? These became breeding grounds for mosquitoes that will later infect the locals with malaria! And the best part of the story is that these Chinese brought in guns to protect the land they illegally acquired! How brilliant is that! LOOOL! So bring a whole armoury if you wish and you can use the little village kids as practice targets!”   “And one Chinese restaurant owner apparently spat on a Ghanaian employee and all this China man received was a slap on the wrist! We know you like to spit on your fans, so come over to Ghana, you can spit on us all you like. We are not like the Yanks. We wouldn’t drag you to court. No! Remember what we said earlier? If you’re a foreigner and the colour of your money is right you’ll live like a king!”   “Justin, if you are too scared to ask the Chinese all this- we know they can be a bit temperamental- then just ask those two American douchebags who made a fortune from that Jungle Gold documentary. If you know how much fuckery these guys got away with in Ghana, you’ll be snapping your fingers at your bodyguards to pack your bags this minute! These guys were so shocked with how much they got away with that they thanked Ghana’s Ministry of a Tourism in their documentary credits! LOL”   The letter ended, “Please make Ghana your new home, for the whole nation is singing Bieber, Bieber, Bieber ohhh! You’ll always be mine!”

For more news parody visit: http://yesiyesighana.wordpress.com/ YesiYesi Ghana  is a satire/spoof news publication . All articles contained within this blog, however similar to real events, are fictitious. When public figures are mentioned by name, the corresponding story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely coincidental.

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“COVID-19” inspired my “Aseda”single – Michael K. Okyere recounts

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Versatile musician Michael K. Okyere has recently released a single titled “Aseda,” which was inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic. The article explores the meaning behind the song and how Okyere found inspiration during this challenging time.

The COVID-19 pandemic has undeniably affected people’s lives across the globe. From the devastating loss of lives to the economic downturn, it has created an unprecedented situation for everyone. However, amid the chaos and uncertainty, many individuals have found solace and inspiration in unlikely places.

One such person is Michael K. Okyere, a talented and versatile musician known for his ability to captivate audiences with his unique fusion of various music genres. When the pandemic struck, Okyere found himself reflecting on the prevailing circumstances and sought a way to channel his emotions into his art.

The result was the creation of his latest single, “Aseda,” which means “thanks” in the Akan language spoken in Ghana, Okyere’s home country. The song serves as a tribute to the resilience and gratitude of individuals during these challenging times.

Okyere shares that “Aseda” was born out of his desire to express his deep appreciation for life and the strength of the human spirit. He witnessed people coming together, supporting each other, and finding joy in the simplest of things despite the hardships they faced. The song aims to inspire listeners to focus on gratitude and appreciate the little things that often go unnoticed.

The upbeat and catchy melody of “Aseda” mirrors the message of hope and positivity that Okyere intends to convey. By merging traditional Ghanaian rhythms with contemporary sounds, he manages to create a musical fusion that resonates with a wide audience. The song’s infectious energy invites listeners to immerse themselves in the celebration of life and their ability to overcome adversity.

While the pandemic has presented numerous challenges for musicians and artists, Okyere has channeled his creativity into creating meaningful and inspiring content. He believes that music has the power to uplift souls and connect people, even in the toughest of times.

Through “Aseda,” Michael K. Okyere hopes to remind listeners that amidst the chaos and uncertainty, there is still much to be grateful for. The song serves as a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the power of gratitude in finding solace and joy even in challenging circumstances.

As an artiste, his ability to find inspiration in difficult times demonstrates his dedication to his craft and his commitment to spreading positivity through music. “Aseda” is a testament to his versatility and talent, showcasing his ability to merge different musical styles to create a vibrant and captivating masterpiece.

Enjoy the song below

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Pizza Inn the Bridge at Adjiriganor is giving free Pizza Pies this Christmas season

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Ghanaian Pizza brand, Pizza Inn has opened a new branch in East-Legon and has FREE pizza pies and more to share this christmas season. (more…)

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Watch: Stonebwoy gives update on legal action against Kelvynboy

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Dancehall act, Stonebwoy has hinted that his legal team is taking serious action against his former signee Kelvynboy for comments he made after he was attacked in Ashiaman recently. (more…)

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Watch: Michael Blackson hosts AY Poyoyo on IG live: Snoop Dogg reacts

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Internet sensation and “King of Gh Rap”, AY Poyoyo has caught the international audience with his unique style of music. (more…)

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Justin Bieber denies sexual assault allegations, plans to take legal action

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Canadian singer, Justin Bieber has reacted to the sexual assault allegation made against him by a Twitter user identified simply as “Danielle” with evidence. (more…)

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Arnold Asamoah Baidoo goes hard at eShun, labels her untrustworthy and a liar

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Showbiz pundit, Arnold Asamoah Baidoo has articulated his disappointment at eShun’s actions as a professional artist over the years.

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