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News Parody: Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber to move to Ghana

  The Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber is likely to have his green card revoked and be deported from the United States after his recent egg throwing and drag racing shenanigans.   More than 250,000 angry Americans have signed the “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” petition on the White House’s petition website, […]

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  The Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber is likely to have his green card revoked and be deported from the United States after his recent egg throwing and drag racing shenanigans.   More than 250,000 angry Americans have signed the “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card” petition on the White House’s petition website, forcing the US government to act. And the Canadian government is allegedly not very keen on taking back their reckless, drug abusing citizen.   But a group of die-hard Justin Bieber fans who call themselves GH Beliebers have extended an open invitation to the teenage star to relocate to Ghana. They even plan to petition the government of Ghana to officially invite Bieber to migrate to Ghana.   In a letter sent to the star, the GH Beliebers wrote, “Ghana is the only place you can freely express your true self. You can be rude to people, spit on them, drive under the influence, live like you’re above the law and be a generally horrible human being; and we will not say a word. We revere and worship foreigners, so as long as you’re a foreigner and the colour of your money is right, you will be fine in Ghana.”   “If you don’t believe us then ask the Chinese. A group of them came to Ghana, illegally took over gold rich lands and mined the living hell out the land. All they left behind were craters that filled up with rain water. And guess what? These became breeding grounds for mosquitoes that will later infect the locals with malaria! And the best part of the story is that these Chinese brought in guns to protect the land they illegally acquired! How brilliant is that! LOOOL! So bring a whole armoury if you wish and you can use the little village kids as practice targets!”   “And one Chinese restaurant owner apparently spat on a Ghanaian employee and all this China man received was a slap on the wrist! We know you like to spit on your fans, so come over to Ghana, you can spit on us all you like. We are not like the Yanks. We wouldn’t drag you to court. No! Remember what we said earlier? If you’re a foreigner and the colour of your money is right you’ll live like a king!”   “Justin, if you are too scared to ask the Chinese all this- we know they can be a bit temperamental- then just ask those two American douchebags who made a fortune from that Jungle Gold documentary. If you know how much fuckery these guys got away with in Ghana, you’ll be snapping your fingers at your bodyguards to pack your bags this minute! These guys were so shocked with how much they got away with that they thanked Ghana’s Ministry of a Tourism in their documentary credits! LOL”   The letter ended, “Please make Ghana your new home, for the whole nation is singing Bieber, Bieber, Bieber ohhh! You’ll always be mine!”

For more news parody visit: http://yesiyesighana.wordpress.com/ YesiYesi Ghana  is a satire/spoof news publication . All articles contained within this blog, however similar to real events, are fictitious. When public figures are mentioned by name, the corresponding story details are invented. In all other cases, any resemblance to actual persons or events is entirely coincidental.

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Bofoakwa Tano faces Nsoatreman FC in 2024 MTN FA Cup final

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The final match of this season’s MTN FA Cup has been confirmed to be held at the University of Ghana Stadium in Legon on Sunday, June 23rd. (more…)

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Devastating fire destroys wooden structures at Circle ECOMOG

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Scores of wooden structures at Circle ECOMOG in the Greater Accra region have been completely razed by a devastating fire. (more…)

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NHIS begins free 6-month dialysis support programme

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Starting June 1, 2024, through December 2024, individuals who are under 18 and over 60 years of age and suffering from kidney diseases will be eligible for eight free dialysis sessions monthly, this is according to the National Health Insurance Scheme (NHIS). (more…)

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Ghana’s Rising Star 8LYF Set to Drop New Single “Feel Home” on June 7

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Fast-rising Ghanaian musician 8LYF is gearing up to release his latest single, “Feel Home,” produced by the renowned Tubani Music. This track, a masterful blend of dancehall and Afro-fusion, is poised to make a significant impact on the music scene. The release, backed by his label IB Records, is scheduled for June 7, 2024, and promises to showcase 8LYF’s exceptional talent and versatility.

8LYF’s passion for music ignited at a very young age on the streets of Teshie Nungua, Accra, where his talent quickly garnered attention and admiration. Performing at local shows and impromptu street sessions, he became a beloved figure in his community, captivating audiences with his dynamic performances and raw talent.

Known for his versatility, 8LYF effortlessly merges different genres, creating a unique sound that sets him apart from his peers. But his talents don’t stop at music; he’s also recognized for his high fashion sense and stylish personality, making him a trendsetter both on and off the stage.

 
Ghana’s Rising Star 8LYF Set to Drop New Single "Feel Home" on June 7

Ghana’s Rising Star 8LYF Set to Drop New Single “Feel Home” on June 7

“Feel Home” is more than just a song; it’s a narrative that delves into the struggles and betrayals faced by a young soul. Through its poignant lyrics and compelling rhythm, the track offers a message of resilience and finding peace amidst chaos. It’s a song that encourages listeners to find solace within themselves and truly “feel home” no matter the challenges they face.

Those who have come into contact with 8LYF, whether through his music or personally, have hailed him as the future of Ghanaian music. His ability to connect with audiences and his unwavering dedication to his craft signal a bright future ahead.

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As the release date for “Feel Home” approaches, anticipation is building. Fans and newcomers alike are eagerly waiting to experience the latest from this multifaceted artist. With the support of IB Records, his exceptional talent, and distinctive style, 8LYF is undoubtedly set to leave an indelible mark on the music industry. Keep an eye on this rising star as he continues to elevate Ghanaian music to new heights.

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“COVID-19” inspired my “Aseda”single – Michael K. Okyere recounts

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Versatile musician Michael K. Okyere has recently released a single titled “Aseda,” which was inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic. The article explores the meaning behind the song and how Okyere found inspiration during this challenging time.

The COVID-19 pandemic has undeniably affected people’s lives across the globe. From the devastating loss of lives to the economic downturn, it has created an unprecedented situation for everyone. However, amid the chaos and uncertainty, many individuals have found solace and inspiration in unlikely places.

One such person is Michael K. Okyere, a talented and versatile musician known for his ability to captivate audiences with his unique fusion of various music genres. When the pandemic struck, Okyere found himself reflecting on the prevailing circumstances and sought a way to channel his emotions into his art.

The result was the creation of his latest single, “Aseda,” which means “thanks” in the Akan language spoken in Ghana, Okyere’s home country. The song serves as a tribute to the resilience and gratitude of individuals during these challenging times.

Okyere shares that “Aseda” was born out of his desire to express his deep appreciation for life and the strength of the human spirit. He witnessed people coming together, supporting each other, and finding joy in the simplest of things despite the hardships they faced. The song aims to inspire listeners to focus on gratitude and appreciate the little things that often go unnoticed.

The upbeat and catchy melody of “Aseda” mirrors the message of hope and positivity that Okyere intends to convey. By merging traditional Ghanaian rhythms with contemporary sounds, he manages to create a musical fusion that resonates with a wide audience. The song’s infectious energy invites listeners to immerse themselves in the celebration of life and their ability to overcome adversity.

While the pandemic has presented numerous challenges for musicians and artists, Okyere has channeled his creativity into creating meaningful and inspiring content. He believes that music has the power to uplift souls and connect people, even in the toughest of times.

Through “Aseda,” Michael K. Okyere hopes to remind listeners that amidst the chaos and uncertainty, there is still much to be grateful for. The song serves as a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the power of gratitude in finding solace and joy even in challenging circumstances.

As an artiste, his ability to find inspiration in difficult times demonstrates his dedication to his craft and his commitment to spreading positivity through music. “Aseda” is a testament to his versatility and talent, showcasing his ability to merge different musical styles to create a vibrant and captivating masterpiece.

Enjoy the song below

https://youtu.be/vInPF-NKMic?si=mFS0mfw8CAX0YEtd

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Pizza Inn the Bridge at Adjiriganor is giving free Pizza Pies this Christmas season

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Ghanaian Pizza brand, Pizza Inn has opened a new branch in East-Legon and has FREE pizza pies and more to share this christmas season. (more…)

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